Best Friend (A Parody)

Parody of Best Friend – Saweetie ft. Doja Cat

That’s my best friend, she’s my everything
Has her own style, person-al-i-ty
In her playroom, she imagines things
And she jumps, and she twirls, and she love to sing

That’s my best friend, gives me everything
Works her butt off, so that I can sing
At the clinic, she works all damn week
Now she counselin’, she healin’ and she helpin’ peeps

Bleep-bleep, is that my mama making raps up?
Lyrics fresh cuz she blogging for a decade
She writes so good, that starts with a G
So does her first name, y’all how cool can she be

She makes me pb and jelly like a chef, dog
Old McDonald be blasting from her stereo
When she plays ukulele, friends be filled with jealousy 
When I get real finicky, she takes another shot caffeine 

Steal her phone to watch TV, it’s YouTube Kids
All my friends and family want to Facetime me
They live far in New York, I can look, not touch 
When I press the red button, they know that I hang up

That’s my best friend, she’s my everything
Has her own style, person-al-i-ty
In her playroom, she imagines things
And she jumps, and she twirls, and she love to sing

That’s my best friend, gives me everything
Works her butt off, so that I can sing
At the clinic, she works all damn week
Now she counselin’, she healin’ and she helpin’ peeps

That’s my best friend, she’s my mini me 
When she cry for help she knows just where I’ll be
Let her open the door with my very key
If she turn wrong way I straight it out if it need be

And she so fun she takes me to anywhere she wants
Kroger or Bruster’s or long-ass walk nowhere
Using my back to carry, cuddle, and lift
Wear a brace if I hurt, cuz ya know I can’t rest

She’s my whole world, I got no complaints
Been my main girl, since her day one
On her way out, got an epidural
Celebrate cuz we joined the parenting club

That’s my best friend, she’s my everything
Has her own style, person-al-i-ty
In her playroom, she imagines things
And she jumps, and she twirls, and she love to sing

That’s my best friend, gives me everything
Works her butt off, so that I can sing
At the clinic, she works all damn week
Now she counselin’, she healin’ and she helpin’ peeps

Ha, best friend, you’re the funnest, never blow it
Help me out, every stage when I be growin’
Crack me up when you bring them corny mom jokes
Thirty five and you act like you don’t know it

Best friends, always letting me watch Frozen
Help me out, every stage when I be growin’
Crack me up when you bring them corny mom jokes
Best friend, you’re my mother and my soulmate


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