Parody of Best Friend – Saweetie ft. Doja Cat
That’s my best friend, she’s my everything Has her own style, person-al-i-ty In her playroom, she imagines things And she jumps, and she twirls, and she love to sing That’s my best friend, gives me everything Works her butt off, so that I can sing At the clinic, she works all damn week Now she counselin’, she healin’ and she helpin’ peeps Bleep-bleep, is that my mama making raps up? Lyrics fresh cuz she blogging for a decade She writes so good, that starts with a G So does her first name, y’all how cool can she be She makes me pb and jelly like a chef, dog Old McDonald be blasting from her stereo When she plays ukulele, friends be filled with jealousy When I get real finicky, she takes another shot caffeine Steal her phone to watch TV, it’s YouTube Kids All my friends and family want to Facetime me They live far in New York, I can look, not touch When I press the red button, they know that I hang up That’s my best friend, she’s my everything Has her own style, person-al-i-ty In her playroom, she imagines things And she jumps, and she twirls, and she love to sing That’s my best friend, gives me everything Works her butt off, so that I can sing At the clinic, she works all damn week Now she counselin’, she healin’ and she helpin’ peeps That’s my best friend, she’s my mini me When she cry for help she knows just where I’ll be Let her open the door with my very key If she turn wrong way I straight it out if it need be And she so fun she takes me to anywhere she wants Kroger or Bruster’s or long-ass walk nowhere Using my back to carry, cuddle, and lift Wear a brace if I hurt, cuz ya know I can’t rest She’s my whole world, I got no complaints Been my main girl, since her day one On her way out, got an epidural Celebrate cuz we joined the parenting club That’s my best friend, she’s my everything Has her own style, person-al-i-ty In her playroom, she imagines things And she jumps, and she twirls, and she love to sing That’s my best friend, gives me everything Works her butt off, so that I can sing At the clinic, she works all damn week Now she counselin’, she healin’ and she helpin’ peeps Ha, best friend, you’re the funnest, never blow it Help me out, every stage when I be growin’ Crack me up when you bring them corny mom jokes Thirty five and you act like you don’t know it Best friends, always letting me watch Frozen Help me out, every stage when I be growin’ Crack me up when you bring them corny mom jokes Best friend, you’re my mother and my soulmate
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